What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 08:38
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…